To your right are pictures from my first and second Amsterdam trips, respectively. 2017 and 2021.

Been to these countries 🇧🇸🇯🇲🇩🇴🇮🇪🇳🇱🇨🇺🇲🇽🇨🇴 in this order.

Let's face it. DATING in the USA is COOKED. The apps were fun back in 2012 when everyone was still figuring everything out. Social media was fun when people only used it as an extension of their REAL LIFE social circles. Now it's an echo chamber, a self esteem digital CRACKHOUSE. Abandon ship. Don't even bother. Just get your passport, learn another language and SKIDADDLE.

It's easier said than done. I have been ARRESTED in another country. I have traversed the MOST DANGEROUS HOODS on EARTH. No seriously, Bogota is currently in the top 10. Tijuana was for a while too. I know how to get out of the country without getting SCOPED. You don't have to go in fear for your LIFE. You just need a little STREET SMARTS. Hablo español tambien.

For as little as fifty dollars, I can consult with you and help you custom plan your PASSPORT MAIDEN VOYAGE. I can teach you how to go from getting DENIED on dating apps 97% of the time... to knocking down the finest women on the PLANET. I've DONE IT. And SAFELY.

Don't let PRIDE cost you your LIFE, like it has many men THIS YEAR. There have been TWENTY NINE tourists deaths in Colombia in 2024. I was there for a MONTH. Learn from a PROFESSIONAL Blue Book GENTLEMAN.